Alice and Jasper quotes from New Moon

Alice: You're only a senior once. Might as well document the experience.
Bella: How many times have you been a senior?

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Carlisle: Sorry about this, Bella. We couldn't rein Alice in.

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Bella: How’s Jasper?
Alice: He’s very unhappy with himself. It’s all so much more of a challenge for him, and he hates feeling weak.

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Alice: He was a fool to think you could survive alone. I've never seen someone so prone to life threatening idiocy.
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Alice: Your best friend is a werewolf?
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Alice: Leave it to you, Bella. Anyone else would be better off when the vampires left town. But you have to start hanging out with the first monsters you can find.

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Alice: My name was Mary Alice Brandon.

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Alice: My birth was announced…and my death. I found my grave. I also filched my admission sheet from the old asylum archives. The date on the admission and the date on my tombstone are the same.

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Alice: Don’t follow me. I promise, Jasper. One way or another, I’ll get out…And I love you.

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Alice: If there were any chance we could win…if there were a way that the four of us could save my brother by fighting for him, maybe it would be different. But we can’t, and, Bella, I can’t lose Jasper like that.
I realized why her eyes begged for my understanding.
She was protecting Jasper, at our expense, maybe at Edward’s, too. I understood,  I did not think badly of her.

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Alice: You don't get a lot of suicidal vampires.

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Alice: You are so bizarre, even for a human.

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Alice: How strongly are you opposed to grand theft auto?

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Bella: Sheesh, Alice. Could you pick a more conspicuous car to steal?
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Alice: I think she's having hysterics. Maybe you should slap her.
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Alice: The outlook is quite good, I’ll see Jasper in less than twenty-four hours.
Lucky Alice. She could trust her future.

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Edward: It’s fine, Alice. They can’t all be 911 Turbos.
Alice: I may have to acquire one of those legally. It was fabulous.
Edward: I’ll get you one for Christmas.
Alice: Yellow.

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Alice: Seriously, Bella! I don't have any idea how not to kill you.

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Jasper was the first one I saw - he didn’t seem to see me at all. His eyes were only for Alice. She went quickly to his side; they didn’t embrace like other couples meeting there. They only stared into each other’s faces, yet somehow, the moment was so private that I still felt the need to look away.”

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